Shit hot Wordpress person required

I've got half a site done and the guys pissing me off. And going off on holiday. And coming up with excuses as to why things are too hard. If I'd wanted someone who would just put other people's plugins into a site, I'd have done it myself. I need someone who can work fast, under pressure, do what I tell them when and how I tell them, but also come up with their own ideas of how things could work better, alter plugin code so it will do what I want rather than being stuck with what the plugin designer has done. Thant kind of thing.

I need a shit hot wordpress person.

References/work samples please.