How to become a Graphic Designer

A quick guide to becoming a designer nowadays.

1. Download cracked version of Adobe Photoshop.
2. Refer to yourself as a graphic designer
3. Done!

Seriously though, it'll be interesting to see some of the replies to a few of the questions. Good find :)
Fail. Or Stupid?

Either I'm really stupid, or it's an epic fail. I can't see any answers to the comments today?

Where to click?

I see questions and a few answers but I don't think the answers are from the panel? Perhaps people ask questions and the ones that get voted up are answered in a later post???