So it's been established just how easy it is to call yourself a graphic designer nowadays. Well I think I have a solution... How many times have you seen on blogs or twitter people referring to themselves via a fancy, made-up, 21st century term for their job description, things like "web copywriting guru" or "blog development specialist". The term graphic designer is too broad and diluted. It's dated and archaic. Graphic design needs rebranding to fit in with the technological age. So if you had to pick a new name for yourself that sounds like you're an expert in your field (which you surely are) and is much more radical and impressive sounding than 'graphic designer', what would it be? The more egotistical the better! Personally I'd go with something like Visual Communication Pundit or even Creative Dream Benefactor. How pro would that sound on a business card?