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Who would you hate being stuck in a lift with?

Discussion in 'Chill Out Forum:' started by berry, Jul 13, 2009.

  1. berry

    berry Active Member

    6 hours in between floors - who would you gladly disembowel yourself to escape from??
  2. tim

    tim Senior Member

    quite a lot of people.

    but mainly piers f'ing morgan.

    or kartman from south park.
  3. Levi

    Levi Moderator Staff Member

    Someone who has chronic wind :)
  4. Kevin

    Kevin Senior Member

    Tim Pennington :p
  5. charles

    charles Senior Member

    - Vanessa Feltz
    - Kelly Osborne
    - Timberlake

    to name a few
  6. berry

    berry Active Member

    Jordan...after 2 minutes grinning like a 6 year old I would want to puncture her boobs
  7. Levi

    Levi Moderator Staff Member

    Kelly Osborne - why, I quite like her and wouldn't mind being stuck in a lift with her :confused:
    The other two, they're fine :)
  8. mrp2049

    mrp2049 Senior Member

    Beaten to it....

    maybe my last client?
  9. Anyone who has ever been on Big Brother will make me want to stab them after being stuck in a lift with them for 10 minutes..

    Oh and on the subject of Jordan (or Katie Price) met her she's as thick as a post.. I met her when I worked for FHM :p
  10. glenwheeler

    glenwheeler Senior Member

    I'd have to say Borat/ actually be scared
  11. I think if it was Sacha Baron Cohen I'd be scared too :eek: :lol:
  12. Greg

    Greg Active Member

    Paul Daniels or chav lottery winner Michael Carroll
  13. mrp2049

    mrp2049 Senior Member

    paul daniels would be amazing!!!!
  14. berry

    berry Active Member

    mmm ...You'll like it, not a lot!
  15. I think it would be a bit disconcerting to be in a lift with Paul Daniels... it would be like sharing it with a gnome :eek:
  16. Greg

    Greg Active Member

    I guess the one advantage is that you could ask him to impress you with his magic skills and disappear!!
  17. Bathrobe

    Bathrobe Junior Member

  18. thats a bit harsh :p
  19. mrp2049

    mrp2049 Senior Member

    I reckon the guy would have some awesome stories to tell! Lets face facts, for a troll he nailed Debbie McGee!

    I would hate to be stuck in a lift with Jade Goody (cue bad jokes), she always seemed like the lights were on but who ever was supposed to be home had long since moved out and not even considered coming back!
  20. LOL @ Mike...

    I was going to say that too.. but decided against it incase of reprisal :p :lol:

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