Discussion in 'Chill Out Forum:' started by Stationery Direct, Dec 12, 2008.
These are hilarious
This is brilliant
Agree with you!
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.
Check these jokes, they are funny too:
A couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things.
They decide to go to the doctor for a checkup. The doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember.
Later that night while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair.
His wife asks, "Where are you going?"
"To the kitchen," he replies.
"Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?"
"Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?" she asks.
"No, I can remember it."
"Well, I'd like some strawberries on top, too. You'd better write it down, because you know you'll forget it."
He says, "I can remember that! You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries."
"I'd also like whipped cream. I'm certain you'll forget that, so you'd better write it down!" she retorts.
Irritated, he says, "I don't need to write it down, I can remember it! Leave me alone! Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream -- I got it, for goodness sake!" Then he grumbles into the kitchen.
After about 20 minutes the old man returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs.
She stares at the plate for a moment and says... "Where's my toast?
Well come to forum site.We are on the bus when you suddenly realize . We need to fart. The music is really loud, so we time your farts with the beat. After a couple of songs, we start to feel better as you approach your stop.
This is actually cracking me up! It makes absolutely no sense and I find that hilarious! Hahaha
It reminds me of the nonsense jokes my sister would make up when she was a kid and didn't quite grasp comedy.
Sorry I can't think of any jokes right now because I left my brain when I was hit by car.
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