The Joke Thread (DON'T READ IF EASILY OFFENDED)


Stationery Direct

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Are you insured for sex?

Make sure you get the Correct Insurance for the sex you are having. Please find a list of companies below catering for most tastes...

Sex with your wife - Legal & General
Sex on the telephone - Direct Line
Sex with your partner - Standard Life
Sex with someone different - Go Compare
Sex with a fat bird - More Than
Sex on the back seat of a car - Sheila's Wheels
Sex with a posh bird - Privileged
Sex with a transvestite - confused.com
 

Stationery Direct

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Christmas will be different in the Winehouse family home this year. They'll still have a tree, just less needles on the floor.
 

bigdave

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Two blokes driving down a country lane when an old fella on a tractor comes past shouting "THE END IS NEIGH! THE END IS NEIGH!" One bloke looks at the other and says "What the..." to which the other bloke says "That'll be farmer Geddon"
 

bigdave

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George Michael has publicly declared his sympathy for the captain of the Costa Concordia. He says he can understand how he feels as he often wakes up on his side, confused and surrounded by dead seamen.
 

Paul Murray

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Heard this joke on TV the other night…

What's the difference between jam and marmalade?
You can't marmalade your c*ck in your girlfriend's arse.
 
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