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Pick up lines

Discussion in 'Graphic Design Forum:' started by The Art of Design, Jul 12, 2010.

  1. The Art of Design

    The Art of Design New Member

    Just found this online, thought I'd share and give you all a smile on a Monday afternoon!

    20 Pick-up Lines to Use on Graphic Designers

    1. I wish I had an Eyedropper to capture the color of your eyes.
    2. Has anybody ever told you that your teeth have perfect kerning?
    3. If you were a logo, it would be for a really premium brand.
    4. I’m just like a global nav; I love to be on top.
    5. Come back to my place and I’ll show you a really naughty way to fill up some negative space.
    6. Would you like to lorem ipsum dolor sit on my lap?
    7. If I went to a stock photography site and typed in the keyword: “sexy”, I bet there’d be a picture of you.
    8. I couldn’t help but notice your eye path went right to my smudge stick.
    9. If I hit Shift + [ will it increase the hardness of your brush?
    10. Just looking at you from across the bar, I could tell you display high Brightness and Vibrance, and have multiple Layers.
    11. You look perfectly put together. Do you display this well in IE?
    12. I like my fonts sans-serif, and you sans-pants.
    13. If you bring the tool, I’ll bring the color palette.
    14. I dig your look and feel.
    15. If you like what you see now, wait’ll you look below the fold.
    16. Let’s “Skip Intro” and just go find a hotel room right now.
    17. When I serve you breakfast in bed tomorrow, would you like your coffee with cream and sugar, or do you prefer it #000?
    18. Do you want to touch my Bézier curves?
    19. What if I told you the fly on my legs opens quicker than a 500kb JPEG file?
    20. Mind if I take you for a usability test?
  2. Katedesign

    Katedesign Well-Known Member

    Nice one - could do with a laugh today!
  3. GCJHosting - Greg

    GCJHosting - Greg New Member

    Very good and very funny thanks for that.
  4. Esh

    Esh Member

    Nice :icon_biggrin:
  5. sweetums

    sweetums Member

    lovin' it :D
  6. Peter_su88

    Peter_su88 Member

  7. dot design

    dot design Member

    haha like those Sam!

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