I had the ****tiest, most expensive piece of rubber for Christmas dinner. Â£30 of Tesco Goose that had as much meat as Victoria Beckham. This goose must have been raised in the Falklands as it was a tough as the climate. Thank God I bought a backup of Duck and Guinea Fowl. I'm donating my Goose carcass to the local council to used as a road humps to stop joy riders speeding thru local estates. Dear Tesco... your Goose is ****.