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man with moustache + accent = twat


tim

Senior Member
#1
so a guy just came to my door (who looked like a fat, italian, del boy) and went:


him:
are-a you-a selling-a your-a carrr-a?

me:
might be. why?

him:
i buy-a it-a off-a yoooouu

me:
make me an offer

him:
fifty-a quiiiiid-a

me:
**** off.

him:
you best-a take-a your-a hat-a off in the house-a, you look-a like a woooman, a siiiiissy

me:
**** off. -slam door-



if he's gonna get pissed off and call me a name, surely he should call me something productive?

like:

"i think those jeans are a little too light on you, you'd suit darker jeans"

or:

"i like your t shirt, but it's a little too cool, you're just basically showing off how amazing you are"

you know?

at least i could progress from there?

oh and we're not selling the car i just thought his accent was funny.