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man with moustache + accent = twat

Discussion in 'Chill Out Forum:' started by tim, Oct 15, 2009.

  1. tim

    tim Senior Member

    so a guy just came to my door (who looked like a fat, italian, del boy) and went:


    him:
    are-a you-a selling-a your-a carrr-a?

    me:
    might be. why?

    him:
    i buy-a it-a off-a yoooouu

    me:
    make me an offer

    him:
    fifty-a quiiiiid-a

    me:
    **** off.

    him:
    you best-a take-a your-a hat-a off in the house-a, you look-a like a woooman, a siiiiissy

    me:
    **** off. -slam door-



    if he's gonna get pissed off and call me a name, surely he should call me something productive?

    like:

    "i think those jeans are a little too light on you, you'd suit darker jeans"

    or:

    "i like your t shirt, but it's a little too cool, you're just basically showing off how amazing you are"

    you know?

    at least i could progress from there?

    oh and we're not selling the car i just thought his accent was funny.
     
  2. charles

    charles Senior Member

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