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made me chuckle!


Active Member
"Marium Varinauskas, 28, tried to strike the officer on the head with his penis when she was called out to his flat, but she got out of the way. "

"The accused got to his feet and was standing over the police officer exposing his penis and thrusting it in her face, forcing her to take evasive action to avoid getting struck."

BBC News - Man used penis to assault female police officer

love the reporting of stories like these, although its serious, the reporting is so dry it makes it funny.


Senior Member
We actually have a word (verb) in Dutch, which was declared as "Word of the year 2008", for what that man did.

"swaffelen" (sometimes spelled zwaffelen)
Which pretty much means repeatedly swinging the — flaccid — male genitals gently against an object or person :lol: