Knowing your place in the family pecking order


Ozwaldo Sanchez

Ozwaldo Sanchez

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#1
My eldest daughter (now 4) made me giggle on her way to bed tonight, she decided that the empty jigsaw box in her room was a wishing well and these are her thoughts:

When she grows up she will become a princess, [every girls dream, BUT what i want to know is it still the case of the brides family paying for the 'do'? - best start saving then!!!]

when her young sister grows up she will become a doctor, [ may just help with the above]

when mummy grows up she will have a new sparkly dress and a box of 10 min hair colour to give her shiny locks, [that will be the power of advertising on the tv at work then!!!!]

when daddy grows up he will become a dung beetle. [Thanks!!!!:icon_scared:]
 
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Helen

Helen

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#2
:icon_lol: You got to love the things kids say! My kids have come out with some absolute jems in the past (even just mispronounsing words makes me laugh)

She has a point about the dung beetle thing though....... coz all men are stinky! (and there is also many a pun to do with shite!!) :icon_wink:
 
JMCDesigner

JMCDesigner

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You should tell your daughter that the bad smell is from hard graft bringing money and food home to the family unit :icon_biggrin:
 
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