I've done this, as I've had the idea floating around my head for bloody ages! Crit welcomed, should I add some texture? I have thought about maybe changing the feel to make it more golfy, playing off the pub golf idea a little more. There are a few other spins on this idea in my head: Alcoholism isn't a hobby Bing Drinking isn't a sport That sort of thing. I'm in that mindset that I need to get this idea out, and need someone to poke me a little.