This one's a particular cracker. Lady just walked into the office, said she needed to use the colour photocopier, I showed her where it was and got on with my work. She then comes back and says "it hasn;t copied in colour"
Oh, I said, that's odd. Then I took a look at what she was trying to copy - it was a black and white print out!
"Oh, it won't copy in colour if the original wasn't in colour" I said. Which was met with a blank look.
"Think about it, how would it know what colour to do?" I said. Again, further blank looks, followed by the penny very slowly dropping.
"Oh I'm just trying to think how am i going to do this now?!" She said. Well you can't if you haven't got the original in colour dumbo, unless you want this set of crayons and colour it in yourself...
Palm. Face.