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This thread has to end! I've just spent five minutes starin at my socks trying to think of another comeback! And to make things worse I've just realised I've got a 'hole in one'.
I swear if I waste any more time on this thread instead of working I'll have no money left and be living on bread and 'putter' (hahahahahaha)
I hate golf too. Only ever played it once and I felt like my arm had been 'shot' by a 'birdie' in a tree. I had to be 'cart'ed away. These are like the lowest dregs of golf puns I can think of