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andyd8

Member
This thread has to end! I've just spent five minutes starin at my socks trying to think of another comeback! And to make things worse I've just realised I've got a 'hole in one'.
 

andyd8

Member
I swear if I waste any more time on this thread instead of working I'll have no money left and be living on bread and 'putter' (hahahahahaha)
 

Stationery Direct

Administrator
Staff member
It could go on "fore" weeks, although that is just a "rough" estimate. (pheew, that took some thinking)
Of "course" I could be talking months at this rate, I "wood" just give up as I am obviously "ace" at this, you must be "green" with envy?

ha ha, I actually hate golf!
 

andyd8

Member
I hate golf too. Only ever played it once and I felt like my arm had been 'shot' by a 'birdie' in a tree. I had to be 'cart'ed away. These are like the lowest dregs of golf puns I can think of
 
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