Hi I want to present you a special french website which is called "vie de merde" (litteraly : ****ty life) When I saw this website for the first time, I found it quite weird. In this website, people tell about an anecdote of their life which is ridiculous, or appalling. It is a short paragraphe. At the end of their anecdote, they wright "VDM' (like "SL" for ****ty life) These sentences are often humorous but you can't help thinking "Ohh nooo !". All these stories start with "Today, ...". Some of these anecdotes (I tryed to translate them, but I don't know if my english is good) : Today, I just had to tell "as usual" in McDonald... ****ty life Today, I am looking for a swimsuit in a special shop. The assistant goes into the back shop and I can hear her howling "Germaine, do we still have swimsuits for big ass and small breasts ? Today, some friends came unexpectedly. They saw me watching a match of rugby with a beer, a pizza, and a porn on my computer. Where is the problem ? I am a girl. Today, newly father, I play princess with my four-year-old daughter. I propose to do the prince. Her answer : "No, daddy, the prince, HE, is handsome." Seeing my annoyed silence, she adds : "Well, you can do Shrek".