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20 Pick-up Lines

Discussion in 'Chill Out Forum:' started by Harlequinstudio, Jul 18, 2010.

  1. Just found this online, thought I'd share the lol's

    20 Pick-up Lines to Use on Graphic Designers

    1. I wish I had an Eyedropper to capture the color of your eyes.
    2. Has anybody ever told you that your teeth have perfect kerning?
    3. If you were a logo, it would be for a really premium brand.
    4. I’m just like a global nav; I love to be on top.
    5. Come back to my place and I’ll show you a really naughty way to fill up some negative space.
    6. Would you like to lorem ipsum dolor sit on my lap?
    7. If I went to a stock photography site and typed in the keyword: “sexy”, I bet there’d be a picture of you.
    8. I couldn’t help but notice your eye path went right to my smudge stick.
    9. If I hit Shift + [ will it increase the hardness of your brush?
    10. Just looking at you from across the bar, I could tell you display high Brightness and Vibrance, and have multiple Layers.
    11. You look perfectly put together. Do you display this well in IE?
    12. I like my fonts sans-serif, and you sans-pants.
    13. If you bring the tool, I’ll bring the color palette.
    14. I dig your look and feel.
    15. If you like what you see now, wait’ll you look below the fold.
    16. Let’s “Skip Intro” and just go find a hotel room right now.
    17. When I serve you breakfast in bed tomorrow, would you like your coffee with cream and sugar, or do you prefer it #000?
    18. Do you want to touch my Bézier curves?
    19. What if I told you the fly on my legs opens quicker than a 500kb JPEG file?
    20. Mind if I take you for a usability test?
     
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  2. Jimlad

    Jimlad Well-Known Member

    Oh dear...
     
  3. some of them are really bad, but some made me lol
     
  4. Kevin

    Kevin Senior Member

    I find number 11 to be the best geeky one :up:

    And 14 and 16 are the ones you might get away with in real life :p
     
  5. mrp2049

    mrp2049 Senior Member

    Where in the holy hell could any of these lines work?
     
  6. That i dont know lol. Maybe a Photoshop conference lol
     
  7. Thewholehogg

    Thewholehogg Active Member

    I'll stick with the Rohypnol....works for me.
     
  8. Tom Sound

    Tom Sound Active Member


    You're not supposed to use it on yourself typo :p
     
  9. Tom Sound

    Tom Sound Active Member

    wtf...

    19. What if I told you the fly on my legs opens quicker than a 500kb JPEG file?

    Fly on my legs? :lol:

    Surprised there's no mention of, you're my 'type' :up:
     
  10. Wee Jimmy

    Wee Jimmy Senior Member

    You gave me a bit of an idea. Rohypnol marketing:

    [​IMG]
     
  11. Thewholehogg

    Thewholehogg Active Member


    Damn!
     
  12. i dunno it was a copy and paste job lol. that is a bad typo tho :)
     
  13. Thewholehogg

    Thewholehogg Active Member

    Quit your jibber jabba fool...who you callin bad.

    er, sorry I watched the new A-Team movie at the weekend and got a bit carried away.
     
  14. Tom Sound

    Tom Sound Active Member


    Oooh oooh thread hijack, how was it?

    :confused:
     
  15. Thewholehogg

    Thewholehogg Active Member

    Silly rollercoaster popcorn adventure movie....I liked it!
    Much better than I was expecting.

    Right back on topic now....

    ...I watched it with my date she was asleep of course.

    More popcorn for me. Although we did share the hotdog.
     
  16. I wanna see that so much lol
     
  17. Tom Sound

    Tom Sound Active Member


    What? Typo sharing a hot dog? :p
     
  18. Thewholehogg

    Thewholehogg Active Member

  19. yeah that would be hawt lmao....

    nahh the film :)
     
  20. Adam

    Adam Senior Member

    I love that one haha
     

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