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20 Cheesiest Pick-up Lines to Use on Graphic Designers

Discussion in 'Chill Out Forum:' started by ch3tzy, Jul 27, 2009.

  1. ch3tzy

    ch3tzy Senior Member

    20 Cheesiest Pick-up Lines to Use on Graphic Designers

    Posted Thursday, 23 July 2009 by Peter Alexander in Design, Entertainment, Photoshop
    If you’re looking to romance a graphic designer, we can help. Here are some ice-breakers cheesier than Cheez Whiz guaranteed to help you find someone to love, to hold and to go halfers on a new copy of Photoshop CS4 with you.

    1. I wish I had an Eyedropper to capture the color of your eyes.
    2. Has anybody ever told you that your teeth have perfect kerning?
    3. If you were a logo, it would be for a really premium brand.
    4. I’m just like a global nav; I love to be on top.
    5. Come back to my place and I’ll show you a really naughty way to fill up some negative space.
    6. Would you like to lorem ipsum dolor sit on my lap?
    7. If I went to a stock photography site and typed in the keyword: “sexy”, I bet there’d be a picture of you.
    8. I couldn’t help but notice your eye path went right to my smudge stick.
    9. If I hit Shift + [ will it increase the hardness of your brush?
    10. Just looking at you from across the bar, I could tell you display high Brightness and Vibrance, and have multiple Layers.
    11. You look perfectly put together. Do you display this well in IE?
    12. I like my fonts sans-serif, and you sans-pants.
    13. If you bring the tool, I’ll bring the color palette.
    14. I dig your look and feel.
    15. If you like what you see now, wait’ll you look below the fold.
    16. Let’s “Skip Intro” and just go find a hotel room right now.
    17. When I serve you breakfast in bed tomorrow, would you like your coffee with cream and sugar, or do you prefer it #000?
    18. Do you want to touch my Bézier curves?
    19. What if I told you the fly on my legs opens quicker than a 500kb JPEG file?
    20. Mind if I take you for a usability test?
    Source: 20 Cheesiest Pick-up Lines to Use on Graphic Designers | Blog
  2. Oh god those are awful :lol:
  3. I bet Timbo will try some of those out ;) :lol:
  4. Xenonsoft

    Xenonsoft Active Member

    I bet Tim wrote that ;)
  5. ch3tzy

    ch3tzy Senior Member

    more than anything you would just confuse the "victim" worth trying.. :p
  6. I love your use of the word Victim :lol:
  7. Aarlev

    Aarlev Member

    Haha..nice find ch3tzy :D

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