How's this for a question?

[gprovan]

This email just came through for me:

Hi John

i have a customer who is doing her own artwork and asked if i can send her through the specs she needs to set the artwork up i have the finished size but i think she needs all the other stuff could you send me them through please

one is a brochure 68pp and the other is a 13pp tent calendar both will be run digital full colour can you send me the file type and specs for these please

thanks
Julie (names changed to protect the inept)

The (funnier) thing about this is that it's from a printer. A printer that I do design work for who you would think would know this, or at least would ask a proper question. What could I possibly say? Eejits!

G

[Minuteman Press]

Very odd. Is it a new (and very lazy) member of staff?

If one of my team sent that email I would reluctantly re-introduce the death penalty.