Hi I have a LOT less exp than you but just thought I would say I spend months and months looking for a job and wrote all the same old stuff in my cover letter and then I got really bored and wrote this...
Hello,
You read hundreds of these every week, huh?
All of them thinking they are the next best thing since sliced bread… Well. We all know sliced bread is terrible, it’s mass produced garbage (like so many of the cv’s under this one) You may have already noticed that this is not the best CV since sliced bread but possibly the best CV since the dawn of dough. The sort of dough used to make that special bread they have at your favourite restaurant, the fluffy one with the amazing ‘crunch’. That’s me, bespoke bread. Made to your exacting standards and keen, not to fill a hole ;) but to quench an inner thirst, to strive for the best, to create something amazing. This is why I am the best junior graphic designer and illustrator there is!
I am also highly qualified, enthusiastic, free thinking and modest. I have recently relocated to the London area and am keen to take on a new challenge. I have studied your website and feel that the core ideals and ethos of your company are well suited to my talents and mind set and feel together we could do great things.
Call me, will do lunch!
Yours, sincerely, (and slightly cockily)
Louie Bowers
http://louie_crooks.prosite.com/
Louie Bowers
I have never had so many responses, I think employers are just of sick of reading boring cover letters as you are of writing them. (Just my take on it and it matched my general brand as a whole, please don't steal it!)