The Joke Thread (DON'T READ IF EASILY OFFENDED)

[squeezee]

Have a look at the copy on 19dollarlogos DOT com if you really want a laugh. FACT!

Somebody should explain this to writers - bang a book out and that's it, you don't need editors or proof readers...

[Boss Hog]

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Sex with a transvestite - confused.com

[Boss Hog]

Christmas will be different in the Winehouse family home this year. They'll still have a tree, just less needles on the floor.

[socreative]

haha. cruel

[bigdave]

Two blokes driving down a country lane when an old fella on a tractor comes past shouting "THE END IS NEIGH! THE END IS NEIGH!" One bloke looks at the other and says "What the..." to which the other bloke says "That'll be farmer Geddon"

[bigdave]

George Michael has publicly declared his sympathy for the captain of the Costa Concordia. He says he can understand how he feels as he often wakes up on his side, confused and surrounded by dead seamen.