The Joke Thread (DON'T READ IF EASILY OFFENDED)

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[Jamo]

Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face and told her Mum

"Frank Brown showed me his willy today"

Before her Mum freaked out she added

"it reminded me of a peanut"

Relaxing a little, with a hidden smile, her mum asked

"Really small was it?"

Little Sally replied

"no salty"

[Jamo]

Paddy tells Mick he's thinking of buying a Labrador, "don't do that" says Mick, "have you seen how many of their owners go blind"

[Boss Hog]

Walked past a homeless person the other day, he said "any change?"

I said no, I've still got a job and a nice big house!!!

[I4Visual]

Walked past a homeless person the other day, he said "any change?"

I said no, I've still got a job and a nice big house!!!

Lol, harsh.

How do you know when a blonde is going to have a bad day?..


She has a tampon tucked behind her ear...


and can't seem to find that pencil.

[printbar]

I hereby revive this thread:

I lost my virginity to my mum's best friend. I still can't believe Dad would do that.

[Boss Hog]

I was sitting on the bus today opposite a stunning Thai girl...thinking don't get an erection, don't get an erection, don't get an erection...but then she did!!

[Paul Murray]

HA! Tweeted that one!

[Boss Hog]

I went into a brothel and said "How much for anal?"

She said "Sixty quid"

I said "Ah, that's a bit expensive. I think I'll leave it"

She said "Tight arse"

I said "Oh, go on then"

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I don't do jokes about bits of wood sitting in the corner of a field that doesn't belong to me.

That's not my stile.