The Joke Thread (DON'T READ IF EASILY OFFENDED)

[Boss Hog]

A bloke rings work up & says 2 his boss "i cant come in today i'm sick" his boss says "how sick are you?" he replies "well i'm in bed with my disabled sister!"

[CYoung]

Jesus christ ahahahahaa:icon_lol:

[Boss Hog]

Got a great tip for the Grand National...

"Creosote" apparently it's great over fences

[DougBarned]

Its the simple ones that are always the best .... ;)

[CYoung]

I heard a terrible one that I don't like telling, but it's very sick.

What did the deaf, dumb and blind kid get for christmas?

Cancer.

[socreative]

^ haha that's funny

[Logopro]

Whatever happened to that cow that was lifted into the air by the tornado?

Udder disaster!

....:icon_hide:

[TheCuriousRobin]

ASS SIZE STUDY.

There is a new study about women and how they feel about their asses, the results were pretty interesting: 30% of women think their ass is too fat... 10% of women think their ass is too skinny...

The remaining 60% say they don't care, they love him, he's a good man and they wouldn't trade him for the world.

[Jamo]

A feminist visits Kabul just after the fall of the Taliban, she is not pleased to find that Women must walk 5 paces behind the Men.

A year later she returns and is delighted to now see the Men walking 5 paces behind the Women.

She asks the Interpreter "what brought about the change?"

"Landmines" he replied.

[Jamo]

I was in bed with my Girlfriend last night, she said mine was the biggest cock she'd ever had her hands on. I said your pulling my leg.