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One for the mac peeps...
A French maid was tidying up for a wealthy computer whiz. She commented that he had a nice PC. He looked frustrated and said, "Yeah, it's top of the line, but I can't seem to get any programs to start up. You wouldn't happen to know how these gizmos work, do you?" She replied, "I'm sorry monsieur, I would love to help you, but oh la la, I don't do Windows!" |
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04-03-2009, 06:26 PM
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Apple announced today the development of a microchip that can be implanted into a woman's breast and play music.
The i-tit will cost £399 and is regarded as a major breakthrough as women are always moaning that men just stare at their tits and never listen to them! |
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04-10-2009, 09:34 AM
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I call these.... Dad jokes.
What do you call a man that hates plumbers? A Radihater There were two letters of the alphabet standing in the showers. There was a bit of a row as one was bragging he had more to offer to women in the downstairs. The other one started to punch the other man. Turns out, it was a jealousC That's all, I don't want to lose anymore credibility. |
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05-01-2009, 10:08 AM
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With swine flu spreading fast, Kermit the Frog wishes he'd used precautions before shagging Miss Piggy. Muppet!
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05-08-2009, 04:36 PM
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What have Ricky Hatton and Gary Glitter got in common?
They both went down after trying to take a little Filipino in the ring.
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