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  1. 01-30-2009, 04:17 PM #11
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    One for the mac peeps...

    A French maid was tidying up for a wealthy computer whiz. She commented that he had a nice PC. He looked frustrated and said, "Yeah, it's top of the line, but I can't seem to get any programs to start up. You wouldn't happen to know how these gizmos work, do you?"
    She replied, "I'm sorry monsieur, I would love to help you, but oh la la, I don't do Windows!"
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  2. 02-06-2009, 04:13 AM #12
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    Frekin hilarious people or I’m not sure if it’s the time and I’m getting sleepy when I check out this chill forums, they always turn out to be better than I expected.
    keep 'em coming!
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  3. 04-03-2009, 06:26 PM #13
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    Apple announced today the development of a microchip that can be implanted into a woman's breast and play music.

    The i-tit will cost £399 and is regarded as a major breakthrough as women are always moaning that men just stare at their tits and never listen to them!
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  4. 04-03-2009, 06:35 PM #14
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    Rofl Boss heheh :)
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  5. 04-10-2009, 09:34 AM #15
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    I call these.... Dad jokes.

    What do you call a man that hates plumbers?

    A Radihater

    There were two letters of the alphabet standing in the showers. There was a bit of a row as one was bragging he had more to offer to women in the downstairs. The other one started to punch the other man.

    Turns out, it was a jealousC

    That's all, I don't want to lose anymore credibility.
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  6. 04-24-2009, 12:17 PM #16
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    Michael Jackson has just announced his tour dates....

    Martin aged 12, Steven aged 10 and Linda aged 6

    Sorry :icon_hide:
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  7. 05-01-2009, 10:08 AM #17
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    With swine flu spreading fast, Kermit the Frog wishes he'd used precautions before shagging Miss Piggy. Muppet!
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  8. 05-01-2009, 10:30 AM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by Boss Hog View Post
    Michael Jackson has just announced his tour dates....

    Martin aged 12, Steven aged 10 and Linda aged 6

    Sorry :icon_hide:
    Addendum, Gary Glitter named as main support!


    I'll get me coat.........
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  9. 05-08-2009, 04:36 PM #19
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    What have Ricky Hatton and Gary Glitter got in common?

    They both went down after trying to take a little Filipino in the ring.
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  10. 05-08-2009, 05:14 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by Boss Hog View Post
    What have Ricky Hatton and Gary Glitter got in common?

    They both went down after trying to take a little Filipino in the ring.
    thats brilliant
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