[socreative]

[Jamo]

Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face and told her Mum

"Frank Brown showed me his willy today"

Before her Mum freaked out she added

"it reminded me of a peanut"

Relaxing a little, with a hidden smile, her mum asked

"Really small was it?"

Little Sally replied

"no salty"

[Jamo]

Paddy tells Mick he's thinking of buying a Labrador, "don't do that" says Mick, "have you seen how many of their owners go blind"

[heybyrne]

My girlfriend finished with me after she found out i had a gambling problem.

Well at least thats why she thinks there was 15 tabs of party poker open.