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Old 02-17-2010, 03:38 PM   #1
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I seriously didn't realise that the iPhone doesn't support flash. I need to get with the times.
Anyone wanna buy a beta max player?
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LoL some of these are hilarious!
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The Forbidden Fruit
Client: Hey, just one final question before I send the deposit. Do you use a PC or a MAC?

Me: I use a MAC.

Client: That is a problem. Do you have access to a PC? I am not a supporter of Apple products.

Me: No, I don’t have access to a PC, but this will have little to no effect on the work itself.

Client: I am a Christian and Apple products are sinful, I do not want our website to be created by a product made by this corrupt group. You need only look at their logo, an apple with a bite taken from it. Do you not know the story of Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden? If I allowed you to create my website on a MAC I would be just like Adam, taking a bite of the forbidden fruit.

[Silence]

“Take my advise, destroy your mac and repent for when judgement day comes. It shall be you who is cast to hell for your sins.”

Me: [Block Contact]
Oh did I mention I just commited the sinful act of copy/pasting on an iPhone? I'm going to hell guys.
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