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The following are actual headlines from real newspapers around the planet ... Some of the headlines are a few years old. Enjoy!
1. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says [No, really? Nothing gets by these folks!] 2. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers [Now THAT's taking things a bit far!] 3. Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over [What a guy!] 4.Miners Refuse to Work after Death [No-good-for-nothin' lazy so-and-sos!] 5. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant [See if that works any better than a fair trial!] 6. War Dims Hope for Peace [I can see where it might have that effect!] 7. If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile [You think?] 8. Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures [Who would have thought it!] 9. Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide. [Hmm ... They may be on to something!] 10. Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges [You mean there's something stronger than duct tape? Say it ain't so!] 11. Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge [He probably IS the battery charge!] 12. New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group [Wasn't the original group fat enough?] 13. Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft [Note to self: Never go 'south of the border' before a launch!] 14. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks [Taste like chicken, I hear.] 15. Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half [Chainsaw Massacre all over again!] 16. Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors [Boy, are they tall!] 17. Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead [And they call THAT news!?] |
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Very good
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Tres amusant.
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