[CYoung]

..from a very hot break in Cyprus. Arrived off the plane in ankle deep water...lovely stuff

[Minuteman Press]

But look on the bright side - you have your own Water Feature.

[CYoung]

This much is true

[dogsbody]

and there's no chance of being engulfed by any sort of wild fire, though I suppose there is drowning and pneumonia to consider...