The Furious Thread of Rage!!

[dogsbody]

Get one of those pump action waterpistols or keep a hose nearby, they soon get the message.
If you want to go really hi tech, a pir activated sprinkler system.:icon_thumbup:

[Minuteman Press]

What a great thread!

[JMCDesigner]

Getting emails off other web designers, saying they saw my website and asking if I would like an improved web presence. What part of my web design portfolio did they not understand? Maybe they were confused when I said I was a web designer and that my domain name has "website design" in it? Aiming their business at web designers...hmm....small flaw in that marketing strategy really....

[PrincipalDesign]

This is what we all need in times when we just need to let it all out...!!!!

Welcome To The Home Of Balloons Of Fury - Contain Your Outburst (The Power Of Balloons Of Fury, Pass It On!)

see what you all think.... it may just help!

[LovesPrint]

I'm so glad I've found this thread. I need it! Sorry in advance if upset any pet owners.

Where I live there are quite a few cats... which is fine. But do they they really need to use my front garden as a litter tray????? :icon_yucky: I can't stand the fact that cats roam about doing what they want where they want. I don't have pets so why should I clean up after other peoples?... And now I think someone is letting their dog join in. I'm so annoyed with it that I'm seriously going to try and get a letter published in the local free paper so that all my neighbours can read it. I'm even on the verge of putting up a sign on my front lawn saying 'THIS IS NOT A LITTER TRAY!'.

Wow... I sound like Victor Mildrew, but I feel so much better now.

I know what you mean and I even have a cat of my own! We have a catflap, which someone else's cat keeps using to come in my house and I am a cat lover but I just want to throttle this particular cat as it comes in my home, p**ses up stuff (literally) and eats my cat's food! I can't even do the magnetic collar and flap thing as my cat won't wear a collar. I've had to shut the catflap at various points like overnight, but this isn't great as my cat can't go out! :icon_Wall: and there's nothing you can do about someone else's goddamn cat

[Eagle]

PlusNet have me in a blind rage at the moment. My "broadband" is under 30Kb/s. They've acknowledged that it's a BT line fault and so I invited them to ask BT to fix it. To date, they are still refusing.

This news is now on 5 of my 300+ networks

I wonder who will break first?...

[Boss Hog]

AAAAAAAAAARRRGH! Abbey putting a limit on the amount of transactions I can make with my card per day! They keep blocking the bloody thing! :icon_Wall:

[Katedesign]

It's as bad as sending a pdf for approval, of the pdf you've just been sent. What is that all about?

I get that all the time. . . constantly. . . everyday. . .and then they ask you to change it for them

[SparkCreative]

Getting emails off other web designers, saying they saw my website and asking if I would like an improved web presence. What part of my web design portfolio did they not understand? Maybe they were confused when I said I was a web designer and that my domain name has "website design" in it? Aiming their business at web designers...hmm....small flaw in that marketing strategy really....

Yep, I got a call off a photographers agent the other day trying to get me to use him on a job. "Ummmm... but I'm actually a photographer." "Really?" "Yeah now F**CK OFF, and next time, check your facts before you waste my time."

You know what else? Calls from people who can barely speak English (not their fault - the fault of the idiots who employ them to do cold calling) asking "Can I speak to the business owner/person who deals with the telephones/ toilet cleaner or whatever." And they come through to my HOME number. Usually I just hang up. If they're lucky.

And another thing... lol. The reason I get these calls is because BT were kind enough to allocate us the number of a recently bankrupt spring manufacturer. Yeah thanks for that. I love fielding calls from people trying to sell metal presses and stuff. And they get so confused when I tell them there's no business on this number. "But... I dialled the right number... it's in the phonebook..." Please f*ck off.


Ahhhh.. that felt good. Back to work.

[Mercy Design]

Kill them...

(the cats, not the clients.)